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Homer's World!

Come out and play!

Created on 2005-04-16 16:49:35 (#6818711), last updated 2006-05-21

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Name:	Sir Homer
Website:	I'm so cute and cuddly!

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Hi! My name is Homer. I am a purebred Shih tzu and I live in Scottsdale, Arizona. My owners spoil me and feed me frozen chicken. My owner's friend Sara Goldstein taught me to bite people's hair and it pisses them off. My owner's friend Sarah Stark beats me up and I like it. I do not like taking walks because I am far too good for silly exercise. My mommy bathes me more than most humans are bathed. My Grandma Penney likes to rub my belly. My other owner, Parinaz, smells like Jessica Simpson.

Hi! My name is Homer. I do a neat trick with my arms and my owners cry out, "He's cycling! He's cycling!" I'm cute.

Hi! My name is Homer.

Hallelujah!
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